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Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to show the wisdom and superiority of the speaker. It has all the insidiousness of self-praise, and all the ill-desert of falsehood.
Author: Tyron Edwards Look
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Author: Errol Flynn Look
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Author: Rita Rudner Look
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Author: Woody Allen Look
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Author: Henry Ford Look
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My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
Author: Stephen Hawking Look
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Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Author: James Joyce Look
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Author: Charles F. Kettering Look
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Author: Groucho Marx Look
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Author: Henry Louis Mencken Look
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Author: Hesketh Pearson Look
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Author: Robert Orben Look
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My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
Author: Rita Rudner Look
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Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Author: Minna Antrim Look
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Author: Groucho Marx Look
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Author: Phyllis Diller Look
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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.
Author: Jean Kerr Look
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart.
Author: Becky Rodenbeck Look
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Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Author: Margaret Mead Look
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Author: Cathy Guisewite Look
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